I am Gilgamesh

I'm a rapper. I do me. Cry about it.
jedi-mistress:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”
lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”
…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”
Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”
I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.
—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”
Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.
“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”
Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

“The percentages of naturally occurring elements making up the human body are similar to the percentages of these elements found in other organisms.” 
What?

“Did you know that your precious prince offered to give me a new battle cruiser if I promised to fly away and leave you two alone?” Han Solo in ‘The Courtship of Princess Leia.’ If you’ve ever read the book, you know that’s loaded as fuck.

o.0

jedi-mistress:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.

“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”

Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

“The percentages of naturally occurring elements making up the human body are similar to the percentages of these elements found in other organisms.” 

What?

“Did you know that your precious prince offered to give me a new battle cruiser if I promised to fly away and leave you two alone?” Han Solo in ‘The Courtship of Princess Leia.’ If you’ve ever read the book, you know that’s loaded as fuck.

o.0

(Source: loveclaire)

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